Mah fellow aMurkans, do please outrage your Puritan neighbors by erecting a Maypole. I'd be sneaking through a neighboring village's outskirts to have my purely secular way with their Maypole, but alas... none have been erected.

Today is my labor day. Unfortunately, former president Grover Cleveland didn't agree. You'd think he wouldn't have had a problem with riots, considering the Stamp Act.

Rather than offering me a sprig of Lily-of-the-Valley, I'd prefer the whole plant. If you can't manage a plant, a few pips would do.